Oh how I wish I was INEBRIATED...

~befuddled
1. to confuse, as with glib statements or arguments.
2. to make muddled or stupidly drunk.

~besotted
1. to stupefy with drink.

~blasted
1. blighted; ruined.
2. damned; confounded.
3. Slang. drunk.

~blotto
Slang 1. very drunk.

~boiled-as-an-owl
Slang 1. drunk.

~bombed
Slang 1. completely intoxicated or drugged; stoned.

~dipso
Slang 1. a dipsomaniac; habitual drunk.

~groggy
1. staggering, as from exhaustion or blows.
2. dazed and weakened, as from lack of sleep.
3. Archaic. drunk; intoxicated.

~hung-one-on
to become extremely drunk.

~inebriated
1. to make drunk; intoxicate.

~juiced
Slang 1. intoxicated; drunk.

~legless
Australian slang for intoxicated, drunk.

~loaded
3. (of a word, statement, or argument) charged with emotions or associations that prevent rational or unprejudiced communication.
4. Slang.a. having a great deal of money; rich b. under the influence of alcohol or drugs; intoxicated.

~mellow - MY FAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pleasantly intoxicated.

~obliterated
1. to remove or destroy all traces of.
2. to blot out or render indecipherable; efface.

~obliviated
1. the state of being completely forgotten.
2. the state of forgetting or of being oblivious: the oblivion of sleep. out-of-it, passed-out,

~pickled
2. Slang. drunk; intoxicated.

~pissed - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Let's Go Get Pissed!!!!!
Slang (vulgar); 1.angry or annoyed; 2.drunk; intoxicated.

~plastered
Slang. 1. drunk

~sauced
Slang 1. intoxicated; drunk.

~shickered
1. Chiefly Australian Slang. intoxicated; drunk.

~shit-faced ----OH YEAH BABY!!!! :)
Obscene 1. Intoxicated; drunk.

~smashed
1. Slang. drunk.

~snockered (?)

~spaced'-out' adj. Slang
1. dazed or stupefied by narcotic drugs.
2. dreamily or eerily out of touch with reality; disoriented, forgetful, or dazed.

~stewed
1. Slang. intoxicated; drunk.

~stiff
Slang. a. a dead body; corpse.b. a formal or priggish person.c. a poor tipper; tightwad.d. a drunk.
stinking
1. foul-smelling.
2. Slang. very drunk; plastered.
3. contemptible; disgusting.

~stinko
Slang.1. drunk.2. wretched.

~stoned
1. drunk.
2. intoxicated or dazed from drugs; high.

~tipsy
1. slightly intoxicated.
2. caused by intoxication: a tipsy lurch.
3. unsteady; tippy.

~toasted
2. a person, event, etc., honored with raised glasses before drinking.
3. an act or instance of thus drinking: to drink a toast to the queen.

This week started out sucking and it has continued to suck so I just want to do all of the above and pass out somewhere. Maybe all of the problems will be gone when I wake up! NOT!!!!! I know that drinking doesn't take your problems away, but damn it sure is nice to let them disappear for a while!!!! I am so tired of my life sucking.....when will my ship come in???????????????

My plan is to start drinking now and stop when Christmas is over!!!